I am now an Official Amazon Customer

I am. Really. Ask anybody. Well, not anybody. Just anybody that knows I'm an official Amazon customer. What did I purchace, you might find yourself asking...yourself? That, my good friends in the wide blogging universe, was LOST: the complete first season on DVD. And it will arrive in about 10 days, with super saver shipping! Hooray! Adam is the MASTER of the AMAZON!!! Watch him as he wields his majesic virtual shopping cart to the checkout line!!! Stare in utter amazement as he types in the number from his father's credit card with his muscular arms!!! Gasp as he applies for free shipping, available on all purchaces of $25 or more in the United States, inculding Alaska and Hawii, some restrictions apply!!! The AMAZON has met its match!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ahem. In other news, Oscar has taken to speaking the izzy language. Not to be confused with the izzle language, which by all means is easier to understand. After years of intesive study (not really) I have been able to understand this utterly complex and sophisticated (not really) languge. And it didn't to a bit of good because all he does is cuss me out anyway. Oh, well. At least, being the only one able to understand this language, I am the only one he can insult. Well, that's not true either. He insults everybody else also. But THEY can't understand a word he's saying. Making me it the position of power. Though I don't know why. Well, that would be really tragic if I gave a crap. Which I don't, by the way.

Snapizzy!